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so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
i am not looking forward to the six month long new zealand summer starting in december
wait you have summer in December in New Zealand
yes that is generally how the southern hemisphere works
My vows are going to be, “I hate almost everything in the world, but you are that one thing that I can kind of tolerate.”
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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I want a blackboard wall when I move out
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